|My Theory of Gravitation|
following essay was written from a somewhat tongue-in cheek viewpoint.
It started out as a humor piece, but the more I got into it the more
serious it became. I began with an absurd premise, and proceeded to
follow it to its logical conclusion. Although I did not actually
believe in the theory, the further I went the more evidence and logic I
found to support it. At the end, I almost had myself believing in it.
Please regard this as an exercise in logic. Who knows, it may even turn
out to be true. |